Dear Zios

I looooved watching you make your smarty-pants inventions from the cameras. I always thought you were super hot, a lot of my fanfic was heavily inspired by you.

When you finally came to talk to me I was so excited! Sorry if I came on a little strong... If you still have the gunsword I asked you to make, you can keep it.

To you, I leave my torrented anime collection. I hope you enjoy Death Note as much as I did!

P.S. - Sorry about David :(